Sarcastic quotes about online dating
You can only stalk them and hope for the best.” [Read: 55 funny quotes about love and all its complications] #6 “Women are like i Phones.
You have to touch them all over before they respond. Rub one ball and everything moves.” #7 “I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.” #8 “I’m not very good at advice.
That’s when you’ll want to have an arsenal of coy, yet hilarious, comebacks ready in your back pocket.
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Good luck figuring out which one.” #28 “The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.” [Read: How to be funny and make people love your company] #29 “You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying: “I just find it funny how…
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” Because there is a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.” #30 “Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn’t made any plans, and trying to figure out how the hell you hurt your back.” #31 “My girlfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on her face…
I love sharpies.” #32 “Light travels faster than sound.
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I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.” [Read: All the quotes you need while going through a breakup] #15 “You cross my mind only on Thursday morning. Well, historically speaking, more powerful.” #19 “I’m going back to living my fabulous life before you interrupted it to remind me that there are still assholes in this world.” #20 “When your ex says, ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’ reply with: ‘that’s the point.’” #21 “Today I saw something that reminded me of you.